Autism.

theundergroundwoman:

If you die in any of the ex Yugoslavia countries you respawn in the last Mercator you went to

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wardenapproaches:

Daily checklist of affirmations:

1. Nothing wrong with me
2. Nothing wrong with me
3. Nothing wrong with me
4. Nothing wrong with me

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bisexual-joseph-joestar:

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tel-aviva:

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hotvampireadjacent:

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luimnigh:

msburgundy-but-worser-deactivat:

whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen

Actually literally accurate. The song originates in the 1949 musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, while ibuprofen was invented in 1961.

transloveairway:

when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing

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northern-punk-lad:

megabuild:

everyone posts edits of this image but nobody told me the og was funny as hell on its own

I have never seen an edit of this in my life

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depsidase:

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felixcloud6288:

flyinshark:

felixcloud6288:

flyinshark:

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don’t fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

Fellas (gender neutral), you heard him. Ready the catapults.

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Anonymous asked:

would u rather have a boyfriend or a girlfriend

bi-greed:

I know that it’s an outdated practice but I believe on a genuine level that electroshock therapy could fix me